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Free yourself from the search for a reason to live, and you are no longer limited to things that give you ‘purpose’ - and thus, you will find so much more to make living worthwhile!

Mum asked this morning, as she often does: “Where does the time go?”
For some reason, I thought to myself about where one puts a clock. Then I started thinking about just how many clocks we have in our house, including any watches we don’t wear and any timekeeping devices in the computers. That got me to considering just how many people in the world wear watches, and how many clocks there are, and how many devices keep time, and how they are all off from each other by some microscopic fraction - and it hit me… that’s where all the time goes! It gets eaten up bits at a time by everyone and everything keeping track of it! But the answer isn’t simply to stop keeping track of it, because then everyone else who is, eats up the bits you didn’t have tabs on - and the time seems to have just flown away when you next look at the clock!
So one must, then, find a way to keep their time from being eaten up and still be able to be free with it.
And you do that with reverse psychology.
…more on that later.

Though getting up and walking around might prolong the effects, nothing wakes a person up quite like panic.

I can tell I have a busy schedule when I actually write ’sleep’ on the off days in my calendar.
…that can’t be healthy.

I have decided that the Alligator Clip, a common office accessory, is the Best Invention Ever. They come in about seven different sizes, from practically microscopic to gargantuine, so you can hold any number of things together. They’re stronger than chip-clips for all your bag-closing needs; their handles can stand up for easy access or lay against the paper for a professional, final-draft look. They don’t become warped and loose the way paper clips do (not to rag on paper clips, because they have an amazing range of uses themselves). They’re cute, optionally colourful, and they have infiltrated our every day lives to degrees one could not begin to comprehend. Next time you see one, you’ll give it a second thought…